If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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