Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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