I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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