Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
even my farts smell like vagina
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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