So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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