glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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