i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Everyone says I win the strip club
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
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