it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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