when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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