Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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