that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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