Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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