Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
he was CRYING into my vagina
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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