dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I currently don't understand fingers.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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