She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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