There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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