I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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