Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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