My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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