I think I died a long time ago.
Jerry, you need to find god
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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