Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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