Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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