every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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