Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Randomize
