Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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