I want to stick my p in your. b.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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