But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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