So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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