if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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