i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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