Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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