I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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