Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
40s are totally the cure
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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