that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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