dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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