just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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