Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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