I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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