Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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