I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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