Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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