We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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