on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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