Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
