windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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