I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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