In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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