Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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