You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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