I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Randomize
