I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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