gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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