think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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