I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
third nipple confirmed
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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