Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
