So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
did i walk over a car last night?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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