I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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